Usually when you hear stories about people trying to survive for days in the frozen Alaska wilderness, it ends with the survivors having to turn to cannibalism or some other truly desperate act. In today’s News of the Weird, you’ll hear a story of survival that’s not nearly so gruesome and harrowing … unless you’re a beer starve and you’d rather starve to death than be kept alive by Coors Light. Details on this remarkable story and more in today’s batch of worldwide wacky weird …

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