In case you missed Rick going off on this story yesterday, a 7-year-old boy in Baltimore, MD was suspended from school for two days basically for playing with his food. Apparently, this young man was trying to fashion his breakfast strawberry tart into a mountain, but it ended up looking like a gun just as the boy’s teacher happened to look over and see his edible artwork-in-progress.

You can guess what happened next.

So, to address this latest overreaction by “authority figures” in schools regulating any possible fun children might have right off of campus, here’s Rick’s latest parody song, by popular request after he played it during the show yesterday. Be sure and stomp your feet while you sing along!