We are now 42 days away from the 2016 presidential election. Every day there seems to be a new poll and every day it seems to change. Well, forget all those other prestigious polls because the definitive election poll is here and this one counts because people actually voted with their money. I’m talking about THE CHIA PET ELECTION POLL!
Their annual presidential poll might be the most accurate poll of all. Why? Well it doesn’t take into account age, ethnicity, political affiliation, gender, etc. in fact, the only thing it takes is your money. According to the latest Chia Election Poll sales as of September 22, 2016: Chia Trump is leading Chia Clinton 78% to 22%.
In 2012, the results of the CHIA POLL matched the results of the electoral college numbers almost exactly! Here are the Electoral College percentages from the 2012 Presidential Election:
BARACK OBAMA: 332 Votes: 61.7%
MITT ROMNEY: 206 votes: 38.3%
The sales figures are tallied on a weekly basis as they come in from various retailers. Chia Trump and Chia Clinton are available at local stores and they are also available on Amazon and at www.chia.com
So if we’re to believe the Chia Election Poll, we might want to start getting used to the words President Trump. On the upside, I think this could be a new and possibly better look for The Donald’s hair! Cha, cha, cha, Chia!!