Joey Adams, a student from Michigan State University, asked a girl out on a date and she rejected him. The reason for her rejection? He did not have a dating resume. To correct the problem, Adams wrote a hilarious dating resume and shared it on the Internet.
His resume includes skills such as crying during Marley & Me and acting like a dad in public.
Ever since the resume went viral, Adams has had no problem finding dates. He has been contacted by several women looking to date him. I guess the resume worked.
Check out his hilarious resume:
TLDR: last weekend I got turned down for not having a 'dating resume'… So I made one. —- Full story: Last weekend I saw an absolutely gorgeous girl in the caf. An outrageous babe, a straight 10/10; Mom would be stunned if I brought her home to a family function. So I worked up the courage to approach her & ask her to dinner. She laughed (???) and asked if I had a dating resume she could view. I obviously said no & received her blunt 'no thanks then' in return. And that was the end of it… Until now. I know you're out there, Resume Girl, and dammit I'm going to get my date. I don't care how smug you are, I will not be defeated #determined